fiftynine.

"so you think you can dance: the college years"

the first time i saw so you think you can dance on tour
my butthole burst into a million tiny flames
like a new star in the universe
and i cried and cried and cried

and mary martin said, "i just wasnt expecting you to come out of the closet...
JUST KIDDING I KNEW YOU WERE A FAG I LOVEDDD ITTT
HOT TAMALE TRAIN WOOO WOOOO!!!!!"

and mia michaels spit on us
from the front row
with interpretive dance