fortyfive.

"those cats across the river are about the size of small ponies"

i think i need to get my eyesight checked
everytime i drink like three bottles of wine
i see cats when there are supposed to be dogs there

maybe i just like cats more than dogs when im drinking
i doubt it cause pussy and alcohol are a wild mix
and im married to a korean so i eat dog all the time

being married to a korean is great
i get to be extra rascist against asian people
and its all absolved because i took one for the team and eat sideways vag

ching a ching chow