fortythree.

"a conversation with floyd"

are you going to shit sometime tonight?
cause i need to get back inside and drink about another bottle of wine
otherwise im gonna be just a little hungover
instead of major hungover for work tomorrow

seriously youve walked by that tree a hundred times
shit or get off the pot
or i guess that saying doesnt work there
so shit or shit...that's the new saying for you

if you poop in the street ill just die
ill die
ughhhguhghg ughhghghuhg
(grunting noises that i made that followed the pooping-in-the-street fiasco)

well at least you did it
im not going to clean it up
hopefully that guy next door with shit on his porch will drive over it
that'll show him for being such a porch-messer