Wednesday, July 9, 2008

forty.

"paper shredder jam block party"

i fed that shit so much paper today
it was all 'give me more paper'
and i was all 'easy, suck it, here's more paper'
and he was all 'chomp chomp chomp, thanks'

i put it in all sideways
and the paper was all comin out of the sides oh his chomp chomp chomper
and he was all 'yum yum yum yum'
and i was all 'are you asian?'

'no i'm not chomp chomp asian'
'then why are your eyes so squinty'
'cause they love chomp chomp you'
'ditto'

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