eighteen.

"tony and the hot tones announce side project"

my band tony and the hot tones want to make an announcement.
we rock.
additionally we are starting a side project.
it is called stony and the hot stones.
they rock too.

"stony and hot stones rocks glastonbury 2009."
the headlines will read.
the intellectuals will appreciate the irony of it.
"how can a stone rock?"
they'll ask...intellectually.

and we'll scream and we'll holler and we'll raise roofs (or rooves).
and amy winehouse will be there.
and she'll be like "yah i smoke crack with these guys...they're rad."
and we'll be like "eh. we do not smoke crack. we crack smoke. zammmm."

that'll be the day.