thirtynine.

"tori amos can suck a fat piece of plastic"

dont get me wrong
tori amos is pretty much a genius

but thats why she can go eat a fat piece of plastic for all i care
cause how am i gonna keep up with her
if, for instance, one day i cut my weiner off
and become a quirky singer/songwriter-stress
and talk about vaginas and monologues and vaginas who have monologues

i mean she has red hair
how can i keep up with red hairrrrr