thirtyseven.

"i used to have speakers now i just have speaker"

barack obama came to speak at my school the other day
and someone shouted out 'terroristtt!'
really loudly so that he definitely could hear it

i dont think he was extra offended
he smirked and his wife gave him a blow job
and then we all had a big circle jerk so it was no big deal

after that scarlett johansson came by
she pretended she knew the future president
and he was like 'whateverrrr, biatch'

everyone was fairly surprised
not that he said 'biatch'
but that scarlett johansson is such a dumb slutttt

in a good way