thirtyeight.

"this one time i left my car at johns house like an asshole"

i dont need food to live
i can live off of the fact that my dog ate my speaker wire
and im really mad at him
and then the hunger feeling goes away
like when african babies get oatmeal from angelina jolie

sarah silverman is one hot jewish piece of poontang
if i had my car here i would go pick her up
and take her to see a french movie
about lambs who fuck each other
and then we would eat pudding because bill cosby would say we should

sarah silverman, dude, where the fuck is my car, sweet?