twentynine.

"in an effort to stifle the rumours"

yes. it's true.
sports illustrated did ask me to do their swimsuit issue.
unfortunately i had to turn them down.
but floyd is going to do it instead.

they have a nice little dolce and gabbana two piece for him to wear.
it's in their S&M for dogs collection.
he looks like a million buckaroos.
like that gay porn from the 80s of the same name (google it).

gosh im horny. jk jk jk jk lol lol lol lol.