fortynine.

"adopt me, angelina and brad"

i really dont want to do any work anymore
except sit around and look pretty
and maybe raise awareness about aids in africa or something
and i could do that if you adopted me

here are a few other reasons why you should adopt me:
1) i'm 8 feet tall which means im taller than most people who arent 8 feet tall
2) my hair is naturally blue without dying
3) i dont watch movies so i wont be star struck when you tuck me in
4) i have a disease like that movie with robin williams except backwards so im always gonna be a baby which is really cute
5) all of the above

the answer is 5.