fiftythree.

"fuck the fax machine with a silver spoon, mandy"

i called twice today to ask if you got my fax
and you told me you didn't but i know you were lying
cause i saw the fax go thru and it said it was sent
and the fax machine has never lied to me before

well there was that one time
when it was late for curfew and it said it was at a friends house studying
but it wasnt studying it was fucking
and partying and drinking and making baby faxes

i spanked the shit out of the fax machine
taught it a lesson it wont soon forget
and then i kissed it and bathed it and loved on it
and held its little fax hand until it fell fast asleep

what a world we live in...