sixty.

"are you humping it because its soft or are you humping it because it has a transformer on it"

that blanket used to be comfortable
and now its all crunchy and ripped
it told me the other day that it feels used
the transformers cried on my shoulder

i will buy you a new blanket
unless you really like the smell of your own stink
otherwise im gonna chop your balls off soon
and then, ive been told, you wont be humping much

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