eightyseven.

"just cause the american bald eagle is my favorite bird doesn't mean youre all that"

i get it you shaved your head
now you think youre hot or something
well you are but it still doesnt excuse your attitude
unless you have cancer

if you have cancer
i 100 percent retract all of the above statements
but i doubt you have cancer cause youre really tall
and you drive too fast too have cancer

if you are a nazi now i dont retract the statements
but i wish you the best in your new endeavor
except by the best i mean the worst
cause nazis are not cool in the way that it is not cool to be not cool

like if someone said 'bad' and they actually meant 'bad'
not the 90s way or the michael jackson way
it aint so hip to be cool
or bald