onehundredandtwentyfour.

"everyone is everywhere:
a quide to new york nightlife in the twenty-hundreds"

rule one.
if amanda lepore gives you a drink do NOT drink it.
youll end up falling down a hole and in wonderland (a new bar in the w. village)

rule two.
dont try and buy special k off the street.
itll end up being mashed up aspirin and youll have lost 60 bucks cause the guy ran away.

rule three.
dont snort mashed up aspirin.
heroin, despite the rumours, is not so passe. try that instead.

rule four.
always meet the dj especially if they're canadian.
or australian. foreign djs make the best companions as they are foreign and djs.

rule five.
i dont know what im talking about.
ive never even been to new york.