onehundredandsix.

"i wish i wrote 'juno'"

firstly because i would love to have worn an animal print sleeveless number to the oscars
with a hot tattoo on the upper arm area
and hot like a jordin sparks song hot
with maybe some jimmy choos or a nice open toe prada

but secondly and most importantly
because i want to have hung out with in the past ellen page
cause i think we would have gotten along
and would still get along

and she would text me on the hard days
and the in between days
just to say 'hey' or 'whats up buddy?' and i would say 'hey' back
with maybe an emoticon for G.P.

that would be great
ellen, if youre reading this, and i know you are
can you just give me a shout on the cellular
appreciate it...the number is 555-555-5555 (its real)