ninetyfour.

"its raining outside because god hates the infantry"

im sorry you are outside doing soldier business

in the rain

while me and john are inside drinking sangrias

and watching '27 dresses'

katherine heigl is a really attractive girl

and i appreciate that she doesnt mind that her teeth look like she chewed on rocks 

as a child

because sometimes children do that

come inside from the rain, soldier boy

youve de-exploded enough ordnance for one day

come make chocolate covered strawberries (of the white chocolate variety)

and watch grey gardens and put face masks on

come