sixtynine.

"circle rug at my backdoor"

ignoring the fact that this is number 69
and 69 is a funny sexy hot number
i will tell you about my circle rug
which is lying at my backdoor

floyd hates my circle rug
because i think it looks a little like him
so hes probably intimidated
and thats why he pees on it almost everyday

he hates circle rugs and window blinds
but me too so i dont hold it against him

(i meant to ask in the last one if suede thought he was yves saint laurent or something
but it completely fell out of my brain
so im mentioning it now)