eightysix.

"i ate three candy bars i am so mad at him"

that's not very healthy, john
instead of eating candy bars i suggest punching faces
punch his face instead of punching your body
with candy bars

i mean the candy bars arent really gonna hurt you
you weigh like two pounds
youre fit as a fiddle
fitter...fit as a guitar

which everybody knows is much more in shape than a fiddle
i read it in 'shape'