onehundredandtwenty.

"the plural of toilet is toilet"

dear resident,
please move your gas grill
as it is against fire codes
on your back porch
thanks,
the front office

dear front office,
i dont care
i will keep it there
and poop on it
and you will like it
thanks,
the resident

dear resident,
we will like your poop
as we always have
please accept our apologies
your dick is enormous
love,
the front office

dear front office,
duh
love you back,
the resident