Thursday, August 21, 2008

onehundredandtwentysix.

"you can't wear flip-flops to the gym"

unless your john kerry
and then you can flip-flop wherever you want to
except into the white house
no flip-flopping in the white house, mr kerry

save the flip-flops for your bedroom
with your ketchup wife
wouldnt it be cool if kerry was mccain's VP
then his ketchup wife could hang out with mccain's beer wife

ketchup and beer
making mongolian children smile since 1943
wasn't that during the second world war
yes it was. you are very good at history, dan quayle

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