twelve.

"when the hispanic guy at work gets angry i can't understand him"

woah there. slow down.
you're talking muy fasto for mio.

dinero dinero. donde esta mi mama?
i can't understand you.
I...CANT...UNDERSTAND...YOU.

slower and louder. slower...and...louder.
that's how communication happens.

one day i'll talk slow and loud to osama bin laden.
we'll talk about britney spears' divorce.
and that picture of her coochie when she was friends with paris hilton.

BRITNEY's...VAGINA.