fourteen.

"can i borrow a dollar from your face?"

i promise i'll pay you back.
i have a job so i'm good for the money.
i just don't have a dollar.
and i need one to buy a sunkist cause i'm really tired.

if you give me the money i promise i won't buy drugs.
unless you consider orange-y sodas drugs.
cause some people do.
orange-y soda is illegal in minneapolis.

if i was governor of minneapolis i would have a lot to say.
mainly because i like the way my accent would be.
if i was from there.
i would sound like i was from upstate new york but not be from upstate new york.

think of all the good things i could do with your dollar.
if i was the governor.
or if i bought that orange-y soda.
i can think of a lot.

number 1. continue the ban on orange-y soda.
number 2. buy orange-y soda (not in minneapolis).
number 3. all of the above.