sixteen.

"dear whale on the front of my tuna carton"

you are a whale advertising tuna?
isnt that like genocide?
who are you...that guy from bosnia?

i can't think of his name but i'll look him up on wikipedia in a minute.

why would a whale sell fish to humans?
shouldn't a human be selling human food?
or at least a cow? cause cows are pretty generic.

if a cow was selling me tuna i would buy it in bulk. cause i trust generic cows.

how does that little red hat stay on you head, whale?
don't you live in the ocean?
or did you move to miami after that big tuna endorsement check came through?