eleven.

"how come my office smells like your ass?"


my office smells like tuna
tuna smells like your ass
therefore, ipso facto, my office smells like your ass


if it was a bigger office
it might not smell so bad
but it is tight and small and kind of hairy


more people should be able to fit in my office
the walls are just verrrry tight
and verrrrrrry hairy


is my office an asshole?
that's what it sounds like.
are you my mother?