twohundredandtwentythree.

"good day, professor schlart"

it was nice to see you this morning
after the physical training
you looked handsome
handsomer maybe than the last time i saw you
when you had that leg growing out of your other leg
that third leg as it were

good day, professor schlart
it's interesting how your first name is 'professor'
one might mistake you for some sort of teacher
if they just heard your name
not if they knew you like i know you though
you former three legged freak of a handsome man

god bless you, professor schlart
god bless you today and tomorrow even
but on the day after tomorrow may you be struck down dead
for confusing everyone with your confusing name
and your three legged ness
and the handsome-ity