twohundredandfour.

"dressing up as a penguin from now on"

nothing scary can happen when you're dressed like a penguin
except for potentially being accidentally exported to antartica
and freezing to death standing on an egg
or getting eaten by a seal therein because you learn to hunt fish
to survive
in antartica

but nothing in america could happen scary when you're dressed as such
even though watching a scary movie by your self is still scary
and the penguin costume just makes you sweat a lot on the new couch
but you where the costume made of baby penguins
to survive
in america

survival of the fittest
more like
survival of the penguin-est