twohundredandthirtyone.

"promotion junction...what's your function?"

congratulations, youre promoted
but you have the same job
and you will be treated the same
and paid the same
and loved the same
your dick will be the same size
and your wallet will be the same size
and your house
and your heart
and your nose

o, i hope this promotion does not make my nose grow
god forbid
my nose could not be any more big
any bigger and jew-ier
the kids at school already call me 'jewy jewington'
as if that was a cute or clever name
a cutely cleverly funny that-chick-who-wrote-juno-made-this-name name
no its not one of those names
so forget about it
i quit