twohundredandsixtynine.

"this is the second scene...of an entirely different movie"

EXT. HOUSE, BACK PORCH - DAY
TEE is using a leaf blower to clean off the back porch. JAY is seated in a
reclining chair, his feet up, a margarita in his hand.
The noise of the leaf blower is deafening. Sweat drips off of TEE's forehead.
He is such a dilligent, hard, amazing worker. He should win awards.
TEE, finished with the cleaning of the back porch, shuts off the leaf blower.
TEE: Can I take a break now, Jay?
JAY: What does this look like? Break time? Are we on the break porch or the
work porch?
TEE: The break porch?
JAY: No. We are on the work porch!
TEE: But you're not working.
JAY: I don't have to work. I am all powerful. I drink margaritas and order
people around. I am a supervisor. I am an executive. I am an officer.
TEE: I am sad.
JAY: WORK!
TEE turns the leaf blower machine back on and begins cleaning off the porch
again. He also cries...a lot.