twohundredandsixtyeight.

"this is a movie"

INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY
JOHN enters and finds TONY laying on the couch playing 'Sonic Unleashed' on Wii.
JOHN: Hey, what are you doing there looking so cool?
TONY: Nothing. Just being cool. That is all.
JOHN: Wow. That looks really easy for you. Can you explain for me how to
also be cool?
TONY: Oui.
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INT. GARAGE - DAY
TONY stands in front of a chalkboard. JOHN sits staring at the board, drooling.
JOHN hangs on every word that TONY speaks.
TONY: Step one in being cool. Be cool.
TONY slams a ruler against a blank chalkboard.
TONY: Questions?
JOHN raises his hand in the air to ask a question.
TONY slams the ruler against the chalkboard again.
TONY: Step two: No questions!
JOHN's hand slowly comes down.
TONY: Now in order to be truly cool you must follow those two rules to a 'T'.
JOHN: As in 'Tony'?
TONY: Exactly.
JOHN: Grrrrr.
TONY: Huh?
JOHN: Like a tiger. Grrrr like a tiger.
TONY: Got you. Not cool.
JOHN cries.