twohundredandfortyfive.

"a thousand and one things to do before christmas"

and i can't even name half of them
but i know i have a lot to do
and i know i have gum on my shoe
and i know yesterday i wore a tutu
go figure

i'll try to name half of them
i know i need to do paper work
and i know i need to punch a jerk
and i know i need to rent the movie 'clerk(s)'
go figure

beyond those things there are about 998 other things
some i know and some i do not
some i will learn some i have forgot
some because i'm dumb and some because i smoke WAY too much pot
go figure