twohundredandfortyeight.

"waisting time downloading second rate amy winehouse bootlegs"

adele, my dear,
maybe i will like you once you get skinny and start doing heroin
and get lots of tattoos

no one liked a fat winehouse
no one liked a sober winehouse
no one likes a long-island-looking-mother-fucking winehouse

adele, my dear,
lose the ELLE BEEs and do the PEE CEE PEEs
they go hand in hand, baby doll

(and get off the sidewalk)
(unless your cracked out and then by all means sleep on the sidewalk)
(it's great for your jazz image)

(plus adding get a new hairdo)
(one that might have come out of the 40s)
(watch old B-52s videos and get some inspiration)

sincerely,
your number one fan
lily allen