onehundredandninetythree.

"my mother is angelica houston.

just found out.
about two and a half hours ago.
she called.
i said, 'hello?'.
she said, 'hi this is angelica houston and i am your mother'.
ironic.
because i just saw her in a movie.
'you just saw me in a movie? which one?'.

'choke. or the one where you were mean to drew barrymore'.
i couldnt remember me under the circumstances.

'i enjoyed both those roles. but i will enjoy the role of your mother even more'.
that's clever. clever writing she must have written before ringing me.

'ok...mom?'.
i said nervously. and hesitantly because i've seen pictures of my birth mother.
giving birth.
to me.
in a hospital.

'trust me. we doctored the pictures from the hospital with your birth mother'.
i was just thinking that and she said it. she must really be my mother.

'by the way im just fucking with you. this is larry. from the street corner'.

'wow. you sound a lot like angelica houston, larry'.
i screamed. brilliantly.