"big couch big room big couch little room"
the big couch fits and is comfortable
in the big room
but had i had a smaller room
and tried to fit the same big couch in there
i wouldve been double penetration fucked
and not in a good way
the dinosaur egg pillows are gone
like that was even a question
they looked like fred flinstone's unborn fetuses
or 'feet-i'
i dont blame wilma for the abortion
i just wish she would have consulted me first
choice!
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Please turn this blog into a book so I can give it to people at work as a secret santa present and put copies of it in hotel drawers on top of the Bible and also besie my toilet so I have something to read while I'm taking a crap besides Vogue and Archie. You're a mad genius and that's why I love you.
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