onehundredandthirtyfive.

"dont go to afghanistan"

i know you have to as it makes you big and strong
and happy
and makes people respect you more even though they respect you infinitely
and gives you awards and gives you jewish sayings
and makes your dick grow
and your hair on your chest come in thicky thick

even though all those things are positively true-ish
i still wish you would stay here with me
and the house
and the non-bullets
and the non-IEDs
and the non-death

you're going to be fine
i know it
i know you know it and i'm trying to make myself know it
so saying 'i know it' makes me seem confident about the knowing
be safe
keep your head down
i'll love you forever