311.

"311 - band or entry?"

is this an entry or a band name or one hundred less than an informational phone line



ANSWER:

neither all both one which one the middle one the last one the first one none all some
waaa waaaa waaaaaaaa...don't write about my tattoo on facebook i dont want people to know about
she texted secretly

310.

"today i parked on the sidewalk"

unintentionally intentional
walked off the sidewalk and into target
bought eight matching black hats
named them one by one
until all were named

and all their names were the same
'one by one' i said already
so me and my eight matching same-named hats left target
got back in my car back on the sidewalk
and drove away me and them, one by one

today i parked parked parked on the sidewalk
and no one can tell me to do otherwise

tomorrow maybe i will do the same
bitches

iii OH nine.

"phonetically speaking."

feeling completely one hundred percent (one million percent)
read: one billion percent
unoriginal
ununique
uninspired
uncreative
unproductive
unmarketable
unblah blah blah

not unloved not feeling that
and not feeling unworked
and not feeling un-tv-watching-ed
and not feeling un-music-listening-ed
un-dog-hanging-out-with-ed
un-ready-to-get-out-of-this-country-ed
un-not-ready-to-get-out-of-this-country-ed

but just unorginal
and the rest
times one hundred
(times one million)
read times one billion

and so on

308.

"anonymous sex."

is not casual as it used to be. is not AS casual as it used to be -- correction. fuck anonymous sex. why not meet someone and shake their hands before you shake their dicks and shake their clits? i love a hand much more than a clit anyway. i pass on clits all the time.

anonymous sex is so 1994. down with 1994. up with 2007 (or 8 or 9 -- or 10)

307.

"heads will roll"

thinking that blogging thru poetry is about as gay as 1994. maybe prose is the wave of the future. perhaps i'll get nominated for a bloggie in 2007 -- if there is such a thing and if there is such a year. i bought tons of musick on itunes today for instance 'heads will roll' for instance '3' for instance 'white liar' for instance '(something by arcade fire)'. i'm excited about listening to such downloads on my new mini ipod which is maybe called a nano maybe called a mini maybe called the cutest damn thing i've ever laid my hands on. i'm indifferent about everything else in the whole world. except xanax. i love xanax. and that one special someone who is so damn cute as the damndest ipod thing in the whole world (have i written this all before? how am i not myself?)

306.

"i am p diddy's star maker"

to the left to the left
been listening to mad musick about mad things
been spitting rhymes on yeah yeah yeahs tracks
been winding and dining and making bills

been waiting for my big break and then just been sitting
been sitting and diddy been walking in
and he been like what up what up
then he like heyyyyy you are a star

and i'm like good
and then i'm skipping work tomorrow

305.

"the lake house"

like a sandy bullock movie
spinning in time all alone freezing on the lake
thinking that maybe maybe maybe someday i'll catch up to you
i'll see you again we'll be together and we'll listen to the fray
covering some silly hip hop song

isn't life just a silly sandy movie
isn't everybody about to turn in their two weeks notice
and float on hope
aren't we all writing letters to future people who live in our houses
or being rascist and falling downstairs

miss you
but like sandy says
and jesse james says
...
i dont know
they don't really have any famous quotes